Knock knock! **** up stupid!
It's time for your regular financial appraisal. After all as you must surely realise by now I will NEVER allow you to get too comfortable sitting on MY money for too long. You think you've scraped back as much as you possibly can?
Well I strongly disagree. After all you haven't addressed all those little gems you squirelled away over the years. Your savings, your investments, your assets, even your useless expenditure on your hobbies!
Oh yes when the Findom cometh everything is laid bare! Everything you have, right down to the watch on your wrist!
Just be grateful I'm not whoring your arse out for more money.... not yet anyway...